Robert Pattinson Dossier Journal

Oh noooo! Robert Pattinson smokes again! Poor baby, you should stop smoking! It’s not about setting a positive role model, it’s about YOUR HEALTH! Fans like us really hope you could stay healthy!

We do think you look insane hot when you smoke, all sexy and shit. But even without the cigarette, you are already the hottest guy ever exist! So stop smoking babe!

Black and white Robert Pattinson

Without any coloring, our Twilight star Robert Pattinson still looks like the hottest animal on earth! He is probably the only proof that Intelligent Design could be true.